Here’s another little gem that I have saved in My Documents. I have no idea where I found it, but its kind of cute:
Top 10 things NOT to say to a Cop:
10. What, no donut?
9. Gee, that s great officer, the last cop gave me a warning too!!!
8. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
7. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector was plugged in.
6. Excuse me.... is stick up hyphenated?
5. I almost became a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
4. Aren’t you that guy from the Village People?
3. Well, when I dropped my crack onto the floorboard, I reached down to pick it up, but my gun fell out of my lapand went off...
2. MAN!!!! You musta been doing at least 120 to have kept up with me...
1. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on COPS?
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